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"Hmm, I think you go this way two miles, maybe three, and then you make a left at the A&P--it's huge, you can't miss it--and the hospital will be on your left. I was just there yesterday picking up souls." -Jesus

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Dancing ball Jesus?

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Somebody on Etsy believes that somebody needs a combo of Jesus and a dancing ball. You can own this piece of art for just $50,000.00! A steal, huh? If that other mannequin underneath Jesus’s arm is any indication, it looks like the artist behind this masterpiece might be working on a blinged out Chris Tomlin. [...]

Wax Jesus

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An attendee at the retreat I spoke at this weekend gave me this. And I hugged her. My favorite part: “See the FACE OF CHRIST that Seems to Follow You!” Creepy.

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Codependent Jesus?

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THIS is all YOUR fault…

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Jesus is everywhere you want to be…

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Break dancing Jesus

Jesus tattoo of the day

Ick.

Christian university unveils new statue of Jesus!

“I plan on turning these two smart people into orcs. Don’t tell them; it’s a surprise.” -Saruman “These two graduated from college because of me! Especially this guy. He’s an idiot. But he prayed, so I told him the answers to all of the questions on his exams. And this girl? She’s pretty smart. Between [...]

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