Jesus pictures of the day…

"Hmm, I think you go this way two miles, maybe three, and then you make a left at the A&P--it's huge, you can't miss it--and the hospital will be on your left. I was just there yesterday picking up souls." -Jesus

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Why the Church needs to shut up and listen… (a guest post)

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We’re having conversations all over the place about spiritual abuse, church discipline, and Biblical approaches to the practice. And these are very important conversations to have.

But I’m also seeing a lot of people, in favor of being “Scriptural,” and “Biblical,” defending some pretty gross and terrible actions, all in the name of Christ.

It’s confirmed for me what I’ve already suspected, and what friends of mine realized long ago: Church, we suck at being a safe space for the hurting.

Dancing ball Jesus?

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Somebody on Etsy believes that somebody needs a combo of Jesus and a dancing ball. You can own this piece of art for just $50,000.00! A steal, huh? If that other mannequin underneath Jesus’s arm is any indication, it looks like the artist behind this masterpiece might be working on a blinged out Chris Tomlin. [...]

Wax Jesus

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An attendee at the retreat I spoke at this weekend gave me this. And I hugged her. My favorite part: “See the FACE OF CHRIST that Seems to Follow You!” Creepy.

Christian video of the day!

Thank you Matt for sending this.

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A book about Jesus and mushrooms

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Codependent Jesus?

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THIS is all YOUR fault…

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Jesus is everywhere you want to be…

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Meet Utah’s ‘Jesus Model’…

  Christian Nightmares…

God, Jesus, & the Holy Ghost are TRIPLETS!?

And they collect the heads of small children. How lovely.

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